The Queer Pink Pansexual Nation of Sitethief of Vylixan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sitethief of Vylixan with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.694 billion Sitethief of Vylixanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pink Amsterdam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The very strong Sitethief of Vylixanian economy, worth 568 trillion Glitters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,932 Glitters, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, all guns must be registered, the public transport system has been eliminated, and citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sitethief of Vylixan's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Sitethief of Vylixan is ranked 156,636^th in the world and 104^th in Gay for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.